SpongeBob: Oh, barnacles! Patrick, what did you eat?! Patrick: Oh, some roast beef, some chicken, a pizza- SpongeBob: No, I mean just this morning. I hope my horrible ugliness won't be a distraction to you. Ah, here we go! Onions! Ready, Gary? Gary: Meow. The bank- Oh, it's one thing if you have bad shoes or even bad hair, but- SpongeBob: PATRICK!! You're not ugly, your breath stinks, really bad. Now look at me! I'm almost as ugly as you! I always thought, "If I was as ugly as that guy, I don't know what I would do." SpongeBob: Patrick? Patrick: What's my mom gonna say?! My sister- Wait. Patrick: That may be fine for you, but I was one of the beautiful people. SpongeBob: Just remember what we talked about. Patrick: LOOK AT IT! Patrick: LOOK AT IT! LOOK AT IT! LOOK AT IT! I WANT ALL OF YOU TO LOOK AT IT!! Patrick: What is wrong with you people?! Afraid to look ugliness in the face?! Well, HERE! LOOK AT IT! IT'S UGLY, ISN'T IT?! YOU LOOK AT IT! SpongeBob: Hello. SpongeBob: I'm ugly and I'm proud! I'm ugly and I'm proud! I'm ugly and I'm proud! Squidward: Is that what he calls it? Ah, i-i-it's okay, Patrick! Spiraling, over. Spongebob: HELP ME! I'm so ashamed! I'm spiraling! I'M SPIRALING! Thanks, Patrick. How long have I been ugly Patrick? Patrick: As long as I can remember. He was so ugly that everyone died! The end. It's called "The Ugly Barnacle." Once there was an ugly Barnacle. Patrick: Maybe a story will cheer you up. Patrick: Sure they would! It makes them feel better about the way they look! No one would want a friend as ugly as I am. 38 Sandy, SpongeBob, and the Worm (2001).
20 Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy III (2000).15 Patchy the Pirate Presents the SpongeBob SquarePants Christmas Special (2000).